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Trey Songz - When I See You
One of those songs you just kick it too & mumble to yourself.
My dad just emailed me this huge list of puns oh my god
- When chemists die, they barium.
- I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
- This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
- I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
- We’re going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.
- Broken pencils are pointless.
- What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
- All the toilets in New York’s police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.
- Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.
- The earthquake in Washington obviously was the Government's fault.
- 64,644 notes - 27 May 2012
